The Bureau of Minor Sufferings processes Workplace Acoustic Disturbance cases as a subset of Communal Space Infractions. The office is open plan. There are conference rooms available. Your colleague chose neither.
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The Bureau notes that Loud Call Incidents are distinguished from normal workplace noise by two characteristics: the one-sided nature of the conversation, which the uninvolved parties are compelled to follow against their will, and the caller's apparent unawareness that they have an audience. Bureau findings document the frequency, duration, volume, and content class of the calls — personal calls receiving a higher severity classification than professional calls, which receive higher classification than calls that could have been emails.
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